Player Interviews

with the new season fast upon us, we have a squad of new faces and i think its about time that we get to questioning them in an old school stylee before Gangley cut out the nonsence. This straight forward questioning is about as exciting a 'venga' bus these days...

lets find out where mcgroarty goes to on his sleazing missions?

where does willie lyle buy his shell suits and sports socks from?

what is mark crillys favourite lap dancing bar? (if he fancies a night at legs n co on the cheap, i know somebody!)

these are just some of the burning issues which need to be addressed






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Walter Cannon

great news this, i hear that the players are a big fan of this guy and he always keeps me amused with his antics on the sidelines, glad to have you back fella





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Keiron Dyer is the man

got an email today with a wee story about the injury plagued roaster, i am assuming it is fact cos these people are normally spot on with this sort of thing

anyway apparaently he was out on the sauce in geordieland when he went into a bar for cocktails. the barman decided to go all tom cruise and do the whole coctail song and dance malarky and said to dyer ' you might be good at football but i bet you can't do that'

cool as, dyer whips a £50 note from his wallet and set it on fire and says 'i bet you can't do that'

fantastic stuff, that'll teach the smartarse. i only wish he'd spat in his face as well.




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thats where cosmo was those missing years

clicky



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England 1 - 2 Belarus

shame that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/banana.gif)




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